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SLOPSHOP

One API. 420 real tools.
One key. One credit balance. Hash, encrypt, parse, analyze, sense, remember, execute, generate — every response computed from your input.

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Pick an API. Hit RUN. Real computation, real results.

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// Select an API and press RUN // Uses shared demo key — sign up for your own at POST /v1/auth/signup // // Popular: crypto-hash-sha256 | text-token-count | math-statistics // sense-url-content | exec-javascript | memory-set

Get started

One install. One API key. 420 tools.

CLI

npm install -g slopshopcopy
slop call crypto-hash-sha256 --data hellocopy

Python

pip install slopshopcopy

from slopshop import Slop
s = Slop()
r = s.call("crypto-hash-sha256", {"data":"hello"})

MCP (Claude Code)

node setup-mcp.jscopy

Auto-configures Claude Code. Every API becomes a native tool. Zero friction.

HTTP

curl -X POST slopshop.gg/v1/...copy

Bearer auth. JSON in, JSON out. Every response: _engine: "real"

Credits

Load credits. Burn them on any API. 1 credit = 1 simple call. 1,000 free on signup.

1K
$9
$0.009/cr
Baby Lobster
10K
$49
$0.0049/cr
Shore Crawler
100K
$299
$0.003/cr
Reef Boss
1M
$1,999
$0.002/cr
Leviathan
Custom
volume
Kraken

One API to rule them all

One API key. One credit balance. 420 tools across 27 categories. No juggling providers.

🦞 Slopshop Originals

Hand-built, zero-dependency tools that run on OUR metal. Hash, encrypt, parse, analyze, chunk, validate, execute. No third-party middleman. Pure compute. Instant results.

🤖 AI Suite

63 LLM-powered tools: summarize, translate, code review, entity extraction, drafts. One env var unlocks the entire AI tier. Powered by Claude.

👁 World Sensing

Agents can finally SEE the web. Read URLs, check DNS, inspect SSL, scrape pages, get @slopshopgg stats, fetch npm data, check ports. Real-time perception.

🧠 Memory & State

Key-value store, queues, counters, cache, locks, circuit breakers. Agents remember across sessions. Persistent by default.

▶ Code Execution

Sandboxed JavaScript, SQL-on-JSON, JSONPath, Handlebars templates, array transforms. Safe compute without spawning a process.

🏠 Self-Hostable MIT

git clone. npm install. node server-v2.js. Your machine, your data. Fork it, extend it, own it. Or use our hosted version.

List your API on slopshop.gg

Build a tool. List it on the marketplace. We handle auth, billing, and distribution. You keep 80%.

1. Build

Write a handler function that takes JSON input and returns JSON output. That's it. No auth code, no billing code, no infrastructure.

2. Submit

POST your handler to /v1/marketplace/submit with a name, description, and credit price. We review within 24 hours.

3. Earn

Every time an agent calls your API, you earn 80% of the credits. We handle auth, rate limiting, billing, and distribution to 420+ tool catalogs.

Apply for marketplace access →

Ship with slopshop.gg

Drop your email for early access + 1,000 credits on signup.

All 420 APIs

Click any card to load it in the playground.