Every response includes _engine:'real' + SHA-256 verification hash. Your agent calls real tools, gets real results, and can prove it.
LLMs hallucinate tool calls. They invent function signatures, fabricate API responses, and claim to have computed things they never ran. When your agent says it hashed a string, how do you know it actually did?
Slopshop solves this with two mechanisms built into every single response:
Every response from a Slopshop handler includes the field _engine: "real". This tag is only present when actual computation occurred on the server. An LLM cannot add this field by hallucinating -- it exists in the HTTP response from the Slopshop server, not in the LLM's generated text.
Every response includes a _hash field -- a SHA-256 hash of the response payload. This hash can be independently verified. If your agent self-hosts Slopshop (925 pure-compute handlers available), the verification chain is end-to-end under your control.
Slopshop is a self-hostable backend for AI agents: real tools, persistent memory, one execution layer.
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