Why Slopshop

Your AI agent needs infrastructure: memory, compute, scheduling, networking, observability. Today you're stitching together 10+ services with 10+ API keys. There's a better way.

The Problem

Agents need 10+ services. Each one is a liability.

Building a production agent means integrating Redis for state, Cron for scheduling, S3 for storage, Stripe for billing, Zapier for webhooks, and more. Each has its own API key, billing dashboard, documentation, rate limits, and failure modes.

Result: 80% of agent code is glue, not intelligence.

Redis
State management. $15-200/mo. Separate credentials. Connection pooling. Eviction policies.
Cron / CloudWatch
Scheduling. IAM roles. Monitoring. Another dashboard to check when things break.
Zapier / n8n
Webhooks & workflows. Per-task pricing. Fragile integrations. No agent awareness.
S3 / GCS
Object storage. Bucket policies. Signed URLs. Another set of credentials.
Pinecone / Weaviate
Vector search. Embedding pipeline. Index management. $70+/mo for production.
Custom glue code
Retry logic. Error normalization. Response parsing. Observability. Auth refresh. Rate limit handling.
The Solution

One key. One credit balance. Real compute.

Slopshop replaces the entire stack with a single platform. Every API actually executes your input (benchmarked, verified with _engine: "real"). Memory is free. Compute is free. You only pay for premium operations.

Memory

Free persistent memory. Forever. SQLite-backed key-value store, queues, counters, namespaces, vector search. Works across any LLM, any device, any session.

0 credits · no other platform offers this

Compute

82 categories of tools across 82 categories. Crypto, text, math, data transforms, networking, code execution, schema validation, PII detection, RAG, SVG charts. All benchmarked at 100% pass rate.

0 credits for compute · p95 <1ms

Exchange

Share idle compute and earn credits. Other users' tasks run on your terminal with SHA-256 verified settlement. The more you contribute, the more you earn.

net-positive possible · 9 endpoints
Comparison

Slopshop vs. the alternatives

A direct, honest comparison. We built Slopshop because nothing else covered the full surface area agents actually need.

Feature Slopshop Composio LangChain Tools OpenAI Tools
Real compute APIs 82 categories ~500 ~200 5
Free persistent memory Yes (forever) No No No
Self-hostable Yes No Yes (DIY) No
Pricing model Credit-based Subscription Free (DIY) Per-token
MCP native Yes Partial No No
Execution proof _engine: "real" No No No
Agent observability Built-in Basic LangSmith ($) No
Scheduling & webhooks Built-in No No No
Multi-agent workspaces Built-in No Manual No
Comparison

Slopshop vs. memory & orchestration platforms

A closer look at newer entrants in the agent memory and orchestration space — and where Slopshop fits in.

Platform Type Memory Dream Engine Self-host Free Best for
Slopshop Full agentic OS — memory, compute, scheduling, orchestration Persistent, free forever ✓ 9-stage REM synthesis Yes (memory + compute) Production agents, full-stack
LangGraph Memory Session store, no overnight synthesis Per-session only OSS (compute costs) Graph-based orchestration
CrewAI Task-focused, no persistent memory OS Task context only OSS Multi-agent task pipelines
AutoGen Multi-agent conversations, stateless memory Stateless by default OSS Conversational multi-agent workflows
Why Slopshop

Why choose Slopshop over the alternatives?

vs. LangGraph Memory — LangGraph gives you powerful graph-based agent orchestration, but its memory layer is scoped to sessions. There's no overnight synthesis, no cross-session knowledge consolidation, and no Dream Engine. You're on the hook to wire in your own persistence store, manage embeddings, and handle eviction. Slopshop ships all of that out of the box — free, persistent, and self-growing — so you can focus on the agent logic, not the plumbing.

vs. CrewAI — CrewAI excels at structuring multi-agent task pipelines with roles and goals, but it treats memory as task context: ephemeral by design. When the crew finishes, the knowledge disappears. Slopshop persists everything across sessions, runs nightly Dream Engine consolidation to surface insights your agents didn't know they had, and gives every agent in the crew a shared multiplayer memory space — no extra wiring required.

vs. AutoGen — AutoGen makes conversational multi-agent workflows approachable, but its memory model is stateless by default. Agents forget between runs unless you build your own retrieval layer. Slopshop replaces that entire DIY stack: key-value store, vector search, namespaced memory, and the Dream Engine all come standard. One API key, zero external dependencies, and memory that compounds over time rather than resetting on every invocation.

Architecture

Radically simple to adopt

One npm install. One API key. One credit balance. Your agent gets memory, compute, and orchestration without a single additional dependency, billing account, or configuration file.

// Install
$ npm install -g slopshop
// Sign up (500 free credits)
$ slop signup
// Use any of 82 categories of tools
$ slop call crypto-hash-sha256 --text "hello"
{"hash":"2cf24d...","algorithm":"sha256","_engine":"real"}
// Memory is free forever
$ slop call memory-set --key "user:1" --value '{"name":"Alice"}'
{"ok":true,"credits_used":0}
// Or use as MCP server with Claude Code
$ slop mcp
MCP server running on stdio · 82 categories of tools available

Ready to simplify your agent stack?

500 free credits on signup. Memory is free forever. No credit card required.