Why Slopshop

Your AI agent needs infrastructure: memory, compute, scheduling, networking, observability. Today you're stitching together 10+ services with 10+ API keys. There's a better way.

The Problem

Agents need 10+ services. Each one is a liability.

Building a production agent means integrating Redis for state, Cron for scheduling, S3 for storage, Stripe for billing, Zapier for webhooks, and more. Each has its own API key, billing dashboard, documentation, rate limits, and failure modes.

Result: 80% of agent code is glue, not intelligence.

Redis

State management. $15-200/mo. Separate credentials. Connection pooling. Eviction policies.

Cron / CloudWatch

Scheduling. IAM roles. Monitoring. Another dashboard to check when things break.

Zapier / n8n

Webhooks & workflows. Per-task pricing. Fragile integrations. No agent awareness.

S3 / GCS

Object storage. Bucket policies. Signed URLs. Another set of credentials.

Pinecone / Weaviate

Vector search. Embedding pipeline. Index management. $70+/mo for production.

Custom glue code

Retry logic. Error normalization. Response parsing. Observability. Auth refresh. Rate limit handling.

The Solution

One key. One credit balance. Real compute.

Slopshop replaces the entire stack with a single platform. Every API actually executes your input (benchmarked, verified with _engine: "real"). Memory is free. Compute is free. You only pay for premium operations.

Memory

Free persistent memory. Forever. SQLite-backed key-value store, queues, counters, namespaces, vector search. Works across any LLM, any device, any session.

0 credits · no other platform offers this

Compute

82 categories of tools across 82 categories. Crypto, text, math, data transforms, networking, code execution, schema validation, PII detection, RAG, SVG charts. All benchmarked at 100% pass rate.

0 credits for compute · p95 <1ms

Exchange

Share idle compute and earn credits. Other users' tasks run on your terminal with SHA-256 verified settlement. The more you contribute, the more you earn.

net-positive possible · 9 endpoints

Comparison

Slopshop vs. the alternatives

A direct, honest comparison. We built Slopshop because nothing else covered the full surface area agents actually need.

Feature	Slopshop	Composio	LangChain Tools	OpenAI Tools
Real compute APIs	82 categories	~500	~200	5
Free persistent memory	Yes (forever)	No	No	No
Self-hostable	Yes	No	Yes (DIY)	No
Pricing model	Credit-based	Subscription	Free (DIY)	Per-token
MCP native	Yes	Partial	No	No
Execution proof	_engine: "real"	No	No	No
Agent observability	Built-in	Basic	LangSmith ($)	No
Scheduling & webhooks	Built-in	No	No	No
Multi-agent workspaces	Built-in	No	Manual	No

Architecture

Radically simple to adopt

One npm install. One API key. One credit balance. Your agent gets memory, compute, and orchestration without a single additional dependency, billing account, or configuration file.

// Install

$ npm install -g slopshop

// Sign up (500 free credits)

$ slop signup

// Use any of 82 categories of tools

$ slop call crypto-hash-sha256 --text "hello"

{"hash":"2cf24d...","algorithm":"sha256","_engine":"real"}

// Memory is free forever

$ slop call memory-set --key "user:1" --value '{"name":"Alice"}'

{"ok":true,"credits_used":0}

// Or use as MCP server with Claude Code

$ slop mcp

MCP server running on stdio · 82 categories of tools available

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